How to end the Jakestakes:

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

How to end the Jakestakes:

kaleidoschism:

somecrazygirl:

Jake decides that he’s not really into having a relationship right now.

Jane, Roxy, Dirk, the Autoresponder, and that pretty troll girl who is probably Mindfang all go home weeping. And also maybe Brobot.

CAN THIS PLEASE HAPPEN

I just cannot imagine a more hilarious resolution to this bullshit.

This is kind of the only way I’m going to be okay with this whole thing. It’s not fair to turn down Jane but not turn down Dirk, and Hussie works so hard to NOT make pairings blatantly canonical……